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venusaurphobia:

My view on sex is this: If you want, have it. Great. More room in heaven for me

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

aladdinvevo:

i think im in like like with you

wildpens:

This baby knows x

me: *@ my friend house & it stink*
me: what's that smell
friend: what smell?
me: oh ok...
me: my mama said I gotta come home right now immediately

crustpunkfightsback:

*DJs at a high school prom*

*only plays gangnam style*

*plays gangnam style at half speed when they request a slow song*

jakemalik:

"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."

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byrongraffiti:

Scott is the realest nigga alive.

byrongraffiti:

Scott is the realest nigga alive.

Anonymous said: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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metrobussy:

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

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