when someone reading in class and your name is in the story
And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
sidechick: did u see the pic?
me: what pic?
sidechick: the one of us I put on insta
People have some real issues