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lion:

when someone reading in class and your name is in the story

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kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

asammyg:

Cut the shit, Ernie.

frankoceanvevo:

westbor0baptistchurch:

Nicki has no chill

Nicki cold she aint have to do him like that

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mrhaliboot:

urjaxox:

stare at him for a minute and try not to smile.

mrhaliboot:

urjaxox:

stare at him for a minute and try not to smile.

africandad:

"touch my butt and buy me pizza"

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2-shane-s:

"…..so what are we?"

2-shane-s:

"…..so what are we?"

widowmaker2501:

bury me in this or i will come back

widowmaker2501:

bury me in this or i will come back

iamretrokid:

lmafo did he just enchant him?

iamretrokid:

lmafo did he just enchant him?

lion:

sidechick: did u see the pic?

me: what pic?

sidechick: the one of us I put on insta

me: image

elovers:

People have some real issues

elovers:

People have some real issues